frontispiece
preface
^Personally inscribed to Johnny Strike of CRIME
CHAPTER 1: MORNING HORROR
CHAPTER 2: A FRENZIED TRIBUTE TO THE VOID
CHAPTER 3: EMOTIONAL MANSLAUGHTER
CHAPTER 4: A THERMOS FULL OF DAQUIRIS
CHAPTER 5: AN ASSHOLE WHEN I DRINK
CHAPTER 6: SPIRALLING TOWARD THE FLOOR
CHAPTER 7: LETHAL DRAG
CHAPTER 8: OH! DEM GOLDEN ARCHES
CHAPTER 9: SIAMESE TWIN PROSTITUTES
CHAPTER 10: EVERYONE'S A WINNER
CHAPTER 11: POWDER KEG HELL-HOLE
CHAPTER 12: ENOUGH RUTHLESS OBSCENITY
CHAPTER 13: JESUS ON PROM NIGHT
CHAPTER 14: A PENTOTHAL ENEMA
CHAPTER 15:"DON'T LAUGH, YER MOTHER'S IN THE TRUNK"
CHAPTER 16: BLOOD AND SODA POP
CHAPTER 17: VAUDEVILLE ONLY HINTED
CHAPTER 18: BOLOGNA SANDWICHES AND AN ENEMA BAG
CHAPTER 19: THE LONG HELLO
CHAPTER 20: INTRAVENOUS VERITAS
CHAPTER 21: BEEF JERKY AND CHICLETS
CHAPTER 22: EROTIC TINCTURE ENGINEERS
CHAPTER 23: ROSE AND THE RED PLANET
CHAPTER 24: ELEVEN YEARS DEAD
CHAPTER 25: THE INTERCOURSE BARN
CHAPTER 26: STRAFED BY AN UGLY STICK
CHAPTER 27: A FIFTH OF OBLIVION
CHAPTER 28: MAYHEM & THE BEAT
CHAPTER 29: EVERYTHING HAPPENS AT ONCE
CHAPTER 30: GRATUITOUS VIVA L'AMOURE IN MONOXIDE BLACK
CHAPTER 31: WE ROASTED WEENIES ON THE FUNERAL PYRE
